Shitty kitty

The sexual act of jamming a dry unit into back door fun store, causing a cat with its tale stepped on yowl, then upon completion using the generated slurry to paint cute cat whiskers on recipient, a derivative of the time tested dirty sanchez

Carter was a sass mouthed boy, so Timmy gave him a artistic shitty kitty to straighten him out

by Gingerly ginger January 17, 2022

titty shitty

extra shitty

Our team lost the championship, what a bummer. It was so titty shitty.

by Jbods12 May 29, 2010

Kansas shitty queef

When a person gives oral sex to a woman who is from Kansas city and she queefs so hard she deficates in the givers mouth.

I thought I got burnt ends on my Mahomes jersey but it turns out my old lady hit me with a Kansas Shitty Queef when I was going down on her at the tailgate.

by Leesuschrist January 2, 2022

shitty

1.as of being sorry at something such as a sport, or just sucking at things.

girl: i play basketball
boy: bet you shitty as fuck

by newman_ichy July 30, 2006

shitty band

people who suck ass, musically and form a group. thus, combining their non existent abilities for numerous reasons.

Jimmy: "yo man, i am making this HXC band, want to join?"

Mattie: "chyea man thats X-CORE!!! but i don't play any instruments"

Jimmy: "it doesn't matter man, neither do i. it cant be hard though. if you cant play an intrument you could just yell into a microphone."

Mattie: "yea man good thinking. and we will play shows and people will like us."

at show dude1: does this shit even follow a beat?

dude2: no.. it doesn't, why did i pay to see this:S

dude1: LOL man, that guy is wearing chick pants!

dude2: shit balls thats funny, look at him he looks so funny trying to be HXC.

dude1: yea dude, this is a shitty band

by purgethefall March 10, 2008

Shinryu

Man. Myth. Legend. 100% pimp, and an internet superstar to top it off. See also bipolar.

Boy, you be the most Shinryu motherfucker I've ever seen.

by Shinryu February 10, 2004

shitty toothpaste

This act is the ultimate combination of two things. You fuck a girl in the ass an pull out sideways to give her a pink sock. Then you donkey punch her so hard she shits herself. The combination of these two things will give her what resembles the top of an freshly squeezed toothpaste bottle.

John: Why is that girl crying?

Bob: I gave her the shitty toothpaste..

John: OH..... MY.... GOD.......

Bob: Yeah, I know...

by Bad Booner April 29, 2008