sleetus

Of or attaining to the power of sleet. Maleet of the Highest Order.

That's mah girl ... she's a sleetus, yo.

by Anonymous May 20, 2003

sheet cud

From the ancient Latin ... The stuff left on the sheets after sex (i.e. fucking).

Darling, could you please lick off the sheet cud before frying a pound of bacon.

by Dr. Marcus McClure November 4, 2004

Sheet shark

Waking up with a morning throbber while your partner is asleep still, you try to sneak your hard one into her ass while the sheets are still in front of you.

You want sex but you know she will not want you to wake her so you go for the fast kill and try to slide it in, but you get caught by the sheets(Sheet shark)!

by Johnny Hammer January 3, 2009

freaky sheets

to grab some sheets with a friend, then go to a public area, put on the sheets and dance around while singing 'freaky freaky sheets, sheets of freaky, freaky sheets, freaky sheets' while filming it for youtbe.

when your sheets start attacking you in the workplace

to be a freak in the sheets {whether this is done with other people or just you and the sheets is up to you}

"It's the attack of the killer freaky sheets!"

The freak is the sheets.

"So then I went into work high on cold medication and saw a bunch of sheets running around"

by Crazy Word Bitch September 16, 2009

sheets

Mate, friend, accomplice, peoples. Used to address someone

Alright sheets what are u up to?
Sheets, do you wanna go into town?
Whats up sheets?

by Beeds January 12, 2008

Dookie sheet

After participating in a sexual act with someone of the opposite sex, wait until he/she gets up to go to the bathroom. Very carefully fold the sheet from where he/she is laying and crap on the sheet. Take a spreading utensil and spread the dookie all over the sheet, and place it back how it was originally before he/she returns. They lift the sheet and get in, and pull the sheet of dookie over them.

"I got up after having sex with my husband last night, and when I returned and got in bed... he totally pulled a dookie sheet. He got me good."

"My Girlfriend and I had sex, and when I came back from the bathroom she dookie sheeted me. I got angry, then she reminded me that it was April fools day...and we've been married ever since!"

by A rich, rich man January 22, 2006

Sheetz

a horrible convenience store located in the western half of pennsylvania. hicks and idiotic steelers fans from western PA think of this place as superior to WAWA. they are completely wrong due to the fact that Sheetz sucks ass. the food is terrible and the prices are even worse. they only thing making a Sheetz better than a 7-11, is the fact that the woman with only 3 teeth behind the counter isnt from india, so her math skills are lacking, resulting in incorrect change.

Hick: "yo, lets drive my pick-em-up truck to that Sheetz over them thar hills."
WAWA lover: "screw that! i like good food and amazing iced tea from WAWA."

by justinmichael April 18, 2006