Split Screen Reality Wank

When you have a wank over someone you know who looks like an actress in a porn film. You split your screen to show the woman you know on one side of the screen (perhaps a Facebook photo) and the porn video with actress who looks like her on the opposite side.

Brian: "You coming down the pub mate?"
John: "Nah, having a split screen reality wank mate."
Brian: "What's that?"
John: "Found a pornstar that looks like your sister mate, will load that up while looking at your sisters profile picture."
Brian: "You're a sick fuck mate."

Split Screen Reality Wank by Jimmy Peters August 5, 2016

Closin yo screen 

The act of hiding a nigga's cam after they say or do some dumb shit on tiny chat. Usually followed by the dancing Vegeta.

Subzero: "All ya niggas is gay"
Big_ass_Chadwick: "What you say Sub, oh oh, closin yo screen!"
Busterwooolf: *Posts the dancing Vegeta on his cam*

Closin yo screen by busterwoooolf September 7, 2009

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This is a word that is really really powerful ((Ex: i going to get the "super deluxe big mac extremely sparking ultra evolution 4kultra 5g 7480p jesus level godly ultra resolution big screen tv psvr 2 resolution 4080-9080 per eye resolution ultra vs mechagodzilla" Iphone).

this is defined as a term for any word that has to do with an object for exaple i am going to get the super deluxe big mac extremely sparking ultra evolution 4kultra 5g 7480p jesus level godly ultra resolution big screen tv psvr 2 resolution 4080-9080 per eye resolution ultra vs mechagodzilla level times virtual reality in conclution ths is used as a term.

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Windows XP Black Screen 

The time where you're getting in to the computer, you figure you'd listen to some tunes and finally, a big FAT BLACK screen appears. If anyone tries to look it this up to see if this is troubleshooting, try searching the Yahoo engine.

"I'm so sick of it. The Windows XP Black Screen happens everytime I am on the computer for along time!"

Windows XP Black Screen by Kevin Souice January 24, 2006

They're not on my screen 

A stupid saying which turned into a meme by Kootra during Minecraft: Carnival Of Doooom w/ Nova, Kootra & SSoH Ep.8

Ex1.
Nova: whooooa look at all these f**king carts. hehehe
Kootra: where are they?
Nova:how many times did you guys failed to come back.
Seamus: alot.
Kootra: I don't see any carts.
Nova: There's three carts here..
Kootra: They are not on my screen.
Nova mocks Kootra: they are not on my screeen. heh

Ex2.
Nova: I wanna go into the damn freak show! I want to see a two headed cow or something.
Kootra: yea, im sure they are going to have that.
Nova: Obvioussssly.. they could. You wouldn't know..because.. it's not on your screen.
Nova in mocking voice: they're not on my screen.

They're not on my screen by onlyZHUI October 21, 2011

Green Screen

To view a motion picture while under the influence of marijuana.

1:"Man i watched kung-fu panda lastnight it was awesome!"
2:"Dude that movie sucks"
1:"Not when you green screen it."

Green Screen by zacyzacy September 4, 2011

main screen turn on 

Brain awakening; the act of leaving the unconcious world in your mind when the teacher calls on you, knowing you're not listening, asks the question, "What was the theme of this story?" - or at least you wished you could turn on that "main screen" of yours.

"Main screen engage! ...Please?"

main screen turn on by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 29, 2003