Slapped

Slapped: extremely high, buttahd, faded; when you're drunk you're smacked, when you're high your slapped.

" Jessica and Taylor showed up to dinner slapped" or
" that blunt slapped the fuck out of me"

by ASAP J&T August 21, 2016

mud slapper

usually homosexuals are called mud slappers because they intend to put their penises into other mens anal holes

That guy over there looks like a mud slapper because hes checking out that other dude bending over at the counter.

by Boki April 5, 2004

knee slapper

something that is stupid and funny at the same time

Guy 1: So a guy walks into a bar...OUCH!
Guy 2: ROFL THAT'S A KNEE SLAPPER! *slaps knee*
Random Guy: Oh yeah? How bout a face slapper! *slaps Guy 1 and 2's face*

by Skullex May 18, 2008

Slappy Jobe

An illegal sandwich disguised as a sloppy joe, containing urine, cocaine, heroin, Jostwicks, and Boom-Bam-Slam-Jams.

Quick, put that slappy jobe away, the cops are coming my fair fellow!

by Borg November 26, 2004

scrappleface

It's the facial expression you must maintain when your know what your saying is absolute bull shit, but your trying to convince your listener it's the absolute truth.
Very similar to a poker face, but with verbal exchange or debate.

He had to maintain his scrappleface when he tried to convince his girl friend that the panties she found in his back seat were his sisters.

by Scott O August 4, 2006

slapping thomas

When a man intends to use his penis to penitrate one's vaginia, he misses, therefore inserts his unit into the female's asshole. Then she proceeds to shit all over his shlong in surprise.

"David went to put it in her, then Shayna screemed in surprise...Little did he know he gave her a slapping thomas."

by DL Marx August 6, 2006

scappoose high school

a small school located in scappoose oregon near portland oregon, and it is simply a SHIT HOLE

outsider: where do you go to school?

scappoosian: scappoose high school in oregon

outsider: that school is a SHIT HOLE

by littleweeone August 21, 2011