Santa Ho

A slutty girl that wears a red Santa hat along with a short red and white skirt and high black boots.

Look, there's another Santa Ho. You always see them around Christmas time.

by TygerGal December 9, 2009

Santa Clausish

Mustache or facial hair that reminds you of Santa Claus

Randy’s mustache was very Santa Clausish

by Gabe.M March 7, 2020

Santa Claus

A man who gets off on watching children 24/7 and making a list of Those who are nice, and those who are “naughty” he uses this list to choose his targets and break into their houses. He is often depicted as obese due to the fact that he lives exclusively off of stolen baked goods and dairy products, but in reality he must be RIPPED from all of the walls he scales and he has to be fairly lean in order to squeeze down all those chimneys. Mose people believe he gets around so fast because of a majical slay and a team of flying reign deer with LED noses, but this is very unlikely because he would be so easy to spot. It is much more plausible that the child stalking creep with so many different names is actually riding around in a white van to blend in with the snow and to have room for all of his “gifts” that he’s used to gain children’s trust worldwide! The only question remaining is, “is Santa Claus coming to your town?”

Me: I think I just heard something on the roof!
Macaulay Culkin: I’ll go deal with it.
Me: Wait! It could be Santa Claus!
Macaulay Culkin: Your right... I’ll bring extra bricks.
Me: Good idea! Now go put an end to that creep!

by iabast December 25, 2020

Santa Claus

Apparently he’s coming to town

“Santa Claus is coming to town”

by The White Parade February 12, 2020

Dirty Santa

When you pound a girl in the ass, pull out a fudge stick and draw a beard on her while you sing "Ho, ho, ho"

To spread holiday cheer Robert gave Cindy a Dirty Santa.. Laughter was had by all!

by Deenis January 7, 2008

secret santa

A prank that involves dropping of deuce (poop) into the back part of toilet, so that everytime they flush, the water tank empties and the poop hits the open air greeting them with a stinky suprise to last the whole year round. ho ho ho...

I was at a cable job and the customer pissed me off so bad, I left them a secret santa in thier toilet.

by Tony Baggadonas October 12, 2004

Secret Santa

The act of nutting(ejaculating, cumming, skeeting) in your hands, then sneaking up behind someone and rubbing a santa-esque beard on their face. This maneuver is only done during the holiday season.

Jill- That fucker Danimal came up behind me last night at the christmas party and gave me a secret santa!

Delilah- Hot.

by Killa_D.eez nuts! December 26, 2010