Perhaps the trite comical definition of the act of putting one's entire cranius inside a Woman's Vagina being called a "Salmon Helmet" can effectively make up for the horrid practice some cowboy types used to do which involved cutting off tribal Vaginas and stretching them over saddlehorns to cure into wearable "Salmon Helmets" in conquistadore style for instance.
Macy's was having a clearance on "Salmon Helmets" and the horny Asian exchange student Woman that worked at the local museum made certain to aquire them all...
by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019
*Serious conversation you don’t really want to be involved in*
*gives salmon thighs*
Other person “wtf are you doing?”
You: “giving salmon thighs”
Other person: “are you fat shaming me?!”
You: no that’s thunder thighs!
*gives salmon thighs*
Other person “wtf are you doing?”
You: “giving salmon thighs”
Other person: “are you fat shaming me?!”
You: no that’s thunder thighs!
by MeshaSakuraLee March 07, 2022
The salty curtains of a woman's clam. They often give a fishy odour which may be repulsive to some but some people known as Fishermen spend their lives looking for the King Salmon. There has been one official sighting of the King Salmon by Alan Bleacher who preached of its leather like texture. It has been reported to be over 65 kilograms and is supposedly extremely baggy from extreme penetration from 4 black men at once. There is a crusty white covering over the rat infested hole. The surface is now toxic and melts anything that touches it making entry virtually impossible. A children's book has now been written titled "Where's Clammy" in whch you must find the glory hole on each page.
King Salmon once said, "I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved."
by Ghandisflipflops April 20, 2011
A fish who will swim upstream to his death. Also a terrible card player named Dan Kane who plays horrid hands in an attempt to swim to his death.
King Salmon Kane played 10 3 and despite his best efforts to lose managed to hit the world's dirtiest stright and defeat my set of 4's
by Crustacean Craven February 16, 2005
A young vagina that looks deceivingly pink, ripe, and plump, but in actuality feels like 80 year old sand-snatch. Enjoy at your own risk.
by Salmonator July 31, 2013
by john wezt the fisherman September 05, 2008
by kcupcake(: May 23, 2010