Roonied

When someone offers you something but you ask for an upgrade.

Me: “Hey Rick, can I buy you a beer.?”
Rick: “Thanks, I’ll take a double 15 year scotch.”
Me: “Damn, I was just roonied!”

by MN Nut Guy December 17, 2025

computer rooter

those internet cyber sex pervert's

harry potter looks like one

by ozslang August 23, 2003

The Roomies!

A group of men consisting of an asian, a gay guy, an emo guy, and someone who likes baseball way too much!

Tyler, Nate, Dan, and Sam are The Roomies!

by Mike Singleton February 23, 2009

totally rooted

Australian slang, to be so shit faced you can hardly move or funtion . To make a total cunt of yourself whilst blind drunk or stoned.

Davo said:Bill died last night drowned in his own vomit
Mick said: no wonder he was "totally rooted"

by mickeeey June 21, 2009

pootie rooters

a person that farts around... as in doesn't take care of what they are supposed to do at that time. Stalling time or to drag ones feet.

Kristi: Come on Jaclyn, we are in a hurry!

Jaclyn: Hang on... I want to show you this really cute shirt I have.
Kristi: No! We need to go... no more pootie rooting around.
Jaclyn: But I love being pootie rooters!

by Lizzie Lou Hou February 17, 2010

Massive Rookie

The guy in the group that can't handle his beer, gets punched by mark henry, falls over, hits on girls and always has his ass out

James Waud

James Waud is a Massive Rookie

by BatleyElite December 11, 2011

bumb rooter

When your woman is backed up you can give her the bumb rooter to clean her sewer pipe

The bumb rooterCleans her ass pipe when she is backed up

by Ass rooter January 28, 2014