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hapless romantic

A man that overthinks relationships to over exaggerated proportions and doesn't realize the relationship is over.
Did you what Sean did?

Nah man, what did he do this time?

He planned his proposal to Julie to the T!

Dude they broke up 6 month's ago.

I know, he's such a hapless romantic.
by I'm that guy 1234 February 27, 2015
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romantical

ro-man-tic-al (n) kisses from james wilkie to jayden james.
it's romantical the way you feel when he cups your face and kisses your lips, giving you all of his soul in that moment. then he pulls back and looks deep into your eyes, willing to take anything you give.
by jaydenjaybroderick March 1, 2008
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Romani

A nice guy who is funny, bipolar, has a warm heart, at the same time he still a shone
by Bouncealotjack September 15, 2019
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romanticifuckation

The process of romanticizing until the dick is embedded inside the closest vagina.
"yeah, and if liquor doesn't work, just try romanticifuckation"
by fantum13 June 10, 2009
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Romantically Agnostic

A doctrine or attitude affirming the uncertainty of all claims to romantic knowledge.
That couple isn't going to survive, the guy's totally romantically agnostic.
by TheTathamReewhoas February 24, 2011
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Romanian Grape Vine

Romania is halfway between Persia and the Netherlands. Someone who is half- persian, half- dutch is considered Green. These people are often very dangerous and are known to travel alone. The majority of them live in Ecuador. The most common name for them is "Gavin" which means amature in "moarse code"
Purple Grapes are amazing but Green Grapes are just awful. Romanian Grape vines are poisonous and are only grown in Southern Tanzania
by McWaffles January 9, 2009
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Romanian Wiener Grab

The customary tradition of Romanians and foreigners greeting Adult men and Women. This is the act of having one's Wiener exposed for a solid handshake. Some traditional women may respond by flashing a nipple.
OMG! My plane had an emergency landing in Romania where I met this couple and we exchanged a Romanian wiener grab.
by imradyourerad February 19, 2011
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