Ranch Mommy

When you see a lady you’d give up everything for, so you would put ranch on their toes after a 9 hour shift and suck it off.

“Fuck that’s a ranch mommy”
“This club is filled with ranch mommies”

by Game is game May 13, 2024

Ranch Sex

To have anal sex without douching.

Hey dude, do you wanna have ranch sex?

by Lenny4040 December 14, 2023

Ranch

Ranch: Luke picks his nose’s favorite drink ever. He like the white gooey texture in his mouth.

Me: “What is your favorite drink?”

Luke: “Ranch!”

by Tylerbeep November 29, 2020

Pathetic ranch

A term for dumbass or a stupid person

That person is pathetic ranch

by Pathetic Ranch October 29, 2019

Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.

The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.

by Joe-seph May 17, 2018

ranch fr

Nah fr nah fr nah fr? Oh Kay?

Don’t u mean a mockery? Ranch fr?

by typegabe March 26, 2024

ranch kid

Someone who eats ranch with literally anything and everything. Typically eats pizza by folding it and then dipping it into a giant cup of ranch.

The ranch kid couldn't eat his pizza with 3 cups of ranch.

by Ranch Kid December 18, 2022