hammer ranch

Hammer ranch is a slang term for sperm, aka "man butter".
My girl made us a salad for dinner so I offered her some hammer ranch for her bowl and let her know it added much more protein than regular ranch would!!
by Schmo mufuckin Dozer!! May 25, 2020
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Baby Carrots and Ranch

When a person or yourself masturbates with their feet and you ejaculate all over your toes resembling that of baby carrots and ranch
Remember Rob Schneider's Baby Carrots and Ranch incident?
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
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Bunny Ranch

An all-American name for a brothel, whorehouse, place of ill repute or common bawdyhouse located anywhere near Sin City. In much of Nevada, prostitution is legal. It’s a place where almost anything goes.
On our way back to the airport from that boring convention downtown, we checked out that other Vegas attraction, the Bunny Ranch. It was a bigger gamble and more fun than anything on the Strip.
by The Real Canadian June 05, 2022
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ranch catch

When you are jacking off and catch the cum in your mouth.
I just did a ranch catch last night jacking off.
by Sweetbabycakes September 27, 2022
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Chicken Bacon Ranch

The Littles got ponies to ride and heard those chickens and truffle hunting hogs all over this lil chicken bacon ranch..
by Grey T September 30, 2023
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Ranch Sex

Hey dude, do you wanna have ranch sex?
by Lenny4040 December 15, 2023
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Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.
We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.
by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022
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