President Bong

This is a phrase used to describe somebody who is hogging the smoking device and keeping it to yourself.

Lyle: Dude, Jack, pass the bong!
Randy: You're like president bong over there, Jack.

by planetchad June 15, 2009

president

Kim Namjoon

Kim Namjoon is my president

by anitch November 14, 2020

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022

worst president

Probably Donald Trump

Guy 1: Who's the worst president?
Guy 2: James Buchanan!
Guy 3: Donald Trump!
Me: Fuck knows.

by 7568ino December 2, 2023

Shitting president

Like a sitting president, but does nothing but badmouth anything and everything that doesn't agree with him. Spends more time on the crapper than getting stuff done.

Turn off the TV. The shitting president is talking again.

by boggler July 12, 2019

ghost president

The person in the background who is really making all the decisions. You rarely see him and don't hear from him but he is persuading the President in the direction of his preference. The mind behind the face.

Trump may be the face of the president but Bannon is the ghost president working through him.

by 1hellova1 February 16, 2017

The President Lincoln

A sex move involving either two men or a man and a woman. It involves pulling out of either the ass or pussy, turning the partner around, and shooting a cum shot on the back of their head.

Much like how the 16th U.S. president also got a shot to the back of the head

"Dude, Last night Lexi told me to give her the President Lincoln

by Exo2.0 April 17, 2023