pres man

A person who has nothing good to say about themselves and insted makes false claims about naps men.

Look away son,its a pres man.

by squarerootofpi December 09, 2013

pre-med

Large number of students who wish to be doctors one day. Because of the amount of work they do and the amount of schooling they have to go through, other students usually hate on them and call them suck-ups. However, this is usually just a simple case of envy in which the other student is jealous of the pre-med's brilliance, work-ethic, and earning potential.

Other student: Yo, you're such a kiss-ass. Stop sucking up so much in school.
Pre-med: Don't hate because you know you can't do this work.

Other student: The world would be better without you pre-meds.
Pre-med: Keep saying that until you're in the hospital about to die and see what your doctor says.

by sayinthetruth October 17, 2011

pre drunk

the state of euphoria when you know that you will be getting drunk later

also known as pd

we were so pre drunk at dinner today we couldnt stop laughing

by one ill bitch October 17, 2009

pre-google

pre-google, before google.
pre-google earth era
pre-Google Earth and post-Google Earth era

pre-google earth era
post-Google Earth era

by hackerrazzi January 24, 2012

pre-spunker

aldolescent boy who does not yet ejaculate, or, generally - under aged/illegal gay partner

I waited for an hour in the bog, but all I saw was a cute blond pre-spunker

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

pre-load

The act of drinking at home or at a mates house before a night out

"Man we were wasted last night thanks to the pre-load"

by jaycool20 June 16, 2008

Pre-squeeze

When you rub one out in the bathroom before you have sex thus making you last longer

Random dude thot 1: yo remember that girl I brought home last night?

Random dude thot 2: yeah.

Random dude thot 1: well I did a pre-squeeze and I lasted for like 20 minutes longer!!

Random dude thot 2: uuuhhh why you tellin me this you gey as hell.

by L.T. Ligma March 18, 2019