Polinging

The act of not participating in a text conversation, even through that conversation directly affects the person(s) not participating.

"Hey did you notice Carl and Dave were not participating in that text group last night? Yea they were totally Polinging"

by The Knower of all Knowing October 21, 2025

Captain Pooding

A Bit Like Captain Slow, But much more fast and pooding.
see: Pooding

Is it a bird? nope plane? nope... by joe! it's Captain Pooding
Captain pooding facebooked your mother
He also Spellchecked ur dads name

by bumsectomy June 1, 2009

Pine pooning

Intercourse in the woods while camping or boondocking.

My wife and i like to go pine pooning in the woods while camping.

by Mjhalleman July 22, 2016

Flag Polling

Intensely masturbating while inserting the pole of an American flag to assert territory for the United States into the urethra.

Joe: Don't you ever just want to stick a flag down your urethra?
Terry: Yeah I was flag polling last night.

by SlavicPimp February 10, 2017

Marco polling

What Michele said.

T and I don't know what Marco polling is.

by StevenMc7878 April 18, 2018

coolness poolness

The kind of crap that a low-key basic girl comes up with to show off that she has a weird streak

"Oh, we're going to Starbucks again? Coolness poolness."
"Shut the hell up Jessica, why are you like this?"

by MyLittleCamel July 17, 2017

Fish Polling

When you attach a string to a really nasty dildo and you shove it 6.66 inches inside the most putrid smelling vagina you can buy off the corner, on a muggy Friday afternoon around 6:00 pm.

John spends his Friday afternoons Fish Polling with his mother, Jane.

by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018