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polynesian snorkle

A sexual act involving a standard snorkle that is perpetrated as follows, the perpetrator male, as is required, inserts penis into a female (or male) if thou is a homosexual, and then proceeds to be oral stimulated to point of combustication. After combustication is achieved the recipient of the "load" is then to insert the snorkle and blow until the "load" is ejaculated out of said snorkle and caught by the perpetrators' mouth.
Lokky: Did you hear about that dude Brendan? He did the polynesian snorkle!
Yukas: Wow dude that's fucked up. It's impossible.

Once thou hath dove the depths of Polynesia with snorkle equpped thou art human no longer.
by PwentUrsin July 9, 2011
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Polylinguist

A person who can speak more than two languages.
A person who speaks one language is a monolingual, a person who speaks two is bilingual, and a person who speaks more is polylingual!. They are a polylinguist.

Une personne qui parle une langue est un monolingue, une personne qui parle deux est bilingue, et une personne qui parle plus est polylingual!

Una persona que habla un idioma es una monolingües, una persona que habla dos es bilingüe, y una persona que habla más es polylingual!
by Amrys November 1, 2011
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polynesian punch

While having intense sex with a woman from behind, one will begin punching her in her anus until one's fist enters
That girl I met at the bar last night was so kinky, she asked me to do the polynesian punch.
by Larthius September 3, 2014
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polycarp

simply the cutest nicest person you can ever meet not to mention an humongous dick very rare so if u have one don't let him go.
when I saw Polycarp I got so wet
by polycapr December 15, 2017
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Polygon Donut

Funny 20 year old guy who makes videos about funni hyperfixations because ADHD
by I0C0NN0R1 July 21, 2023
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Polyakova

A special type of woman with a knack for foriegn objects. She thinks the men of Greece are in love with her, due to her blue-eyed and blonde hair characteristics. The Polyakova speaks with a Russian accent and says that bottled water gives you Aids, chicken makes you horny, her mother is a butterfly etc. The Polyakova thinks coffee is the best breakfast and widens her eyes when she speaks. She has explicit dreams that she does not speak of much, loves the word 'womanizer', writes geeks instead of greeks, talks much about circumcision, had a Canadian concubine and says something about polygamy and Russia EVERYDAY! she pronounces 'snacks' as 'S-KNACK-IES' .This woman is definetly eccentric and one-of-a-kind! Once you meet her, you will love her, even with all her weirdness and flaws, the Polyakova is amazing!
student : oh! i have to hurry to my next class
Polyakova : you look like someone you should speak RUSSIAN!!! RUSSIAN! RUSSIAN!! LEARN RUSSIAN!! (in Russian accent)
student : uhmmm...okay
by Krystyna Marie Godiva August 6, 2009
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Polydick Disorder

The thought that a guy has more than one penis that needs to be satisfied.
Dude have you seen Joe lately?
No but I heard he has polydick disorder! He was with Tiffany and Britney at the same time yesterday.
by cheesy111 January 18, 2011
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