Fund the Police

Ice Cube in 2020 if he was poor and unfamous.

“Fund the Police!,” Ice Cube rapped, logically, as a rational adult.

by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

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Boxford Police

Those guys who can't catch a real criminal, but when it comes to breaking up parties they're hot on the case. They're the definition of Keystone cops and if your not speeding,drinking or smoking weed they wont do much to you.

Guy 1:Hey man i just got robbed, everything's gone.
Guy 2:Shit dude did you call the Boxford Police?
Guy 1:yea they're too busy getting an injured goose out of the street to catch any real criminals.
Guy 1: wanna just smoke some weed?
(police everywhere)

by RUNdonthide November 27, 2012

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Woke Police

Those that came after Chris Harrison. #bachelornation

The woke police love that woke justice.

by HurdyMyGurdy March 2, 2021

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swearing police

Something I'm glad does not exist.

Fuck the swearing police!

by Dubiks December 12, 2018

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Instagram Police

People that take pictures every single damn time of the day. and persuade you to do so. extremely annoying

Dude 1: Hey look at those people over there!

Dude 2: No dont look at them, they are instagram police

Dude 1: Wtf really they are taking pictures of themselves in the snow. i hate instagram police

by salvato44 February 15, 2014

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