Trash Picking

When you sleep with an ex you dumped.

Yo bro, I was trash picking last night.

by GarbageMan69 March 14, 2016

gopher poking

when you have to make doo butt dont have a place to go to so your gopher pokes out of its hole... the corn hole.

I had to take a shit so bad I was gopher poking.

i was gopher poking when i attempted figging and i think the gopher isnt a vegan.

I bet I can save those gopher poke folk by making free solar porta pottys with fans and dryer sheets and pay for it with advertising on the porta pottys.

by openInvent December 17, 2016

Cotton picking minute

A very long minute

Give me a dern cotton picking minute before you start asking for more clothes!

by Jsutt August 21, 2017

dry picking

When someone is picking with/at you for no reason at all.

She is dry picking with me about why I was last to school; I can’t even drive.

by Kai Bee October 9, 2017

Spaghetti packing

Shoving mass among of spaghetti in one's anus. So much so that they can taste it

Me and my friends had a fun night of spaghetti packing, I've been dripping all day.

by DAMION IS A BITCH June 3, 2019

Brooke Polkinghorne

this is a term to describe someone who is very popular and is worshiped by all Asians and has puffy hair. Brooke is also the best yodeller in the word she is also very talented in the arts of sing dancing and many many others. Brooke wants to be a daycare teacher when she grows up but that is just a disguise as she really is a super secret and sexy spy who saves the world on a daily basis with her AMAZING skills 😎

She also is in love with Zac Efron and will marry him In the following year to come.

I want to be a Brooke Polkinghorne when I grow up mummy.

by Xnetha is a banana April 13, 2019

Apple Picking Weekend

A bad weekend of NFL football when there are no good matchups or fun games to gamble on.

There are no good games this weekend. Perfect time to appease the wife and kids for an apple picking weekend or go to the pumpkin patch.

by Bill Simmons Spoiled Son October 13, 2020