calling pipe

to boastfully predict future laying of pipe (sexual intercourse) with a specific person

ex. Alex called pipe (past tense calling pipe) on Nikki and failed and therefore had to sleep in the garage

by callingpipe69 May 28, 2018

pipe doon

Telling Some Cunt To Shut Up

Pipe Doon Ya Goon.

by THE TONGS May 27, 2016

Came Pipe

(Also come pipe)

Of a person when he or she fails in the completion of a task or activity resulting in short to long-term physical mental injury, brain damage, incarceration, incineration, drowning, divorce, paralysis or even death.

1. George tried to ollie over those stairs at the library, but came pipe.

2. Yo, I almost rode out a beast of a wave yesterday when I fucked it all up and came pipe.

3. I came pipe after eating one too many Twinkies and trying to do a double somersault on top of a moving train.

by Amazambane April 23, 2018

Bag-piped

When a man or woman picks up another man and holds him like a bagpipe while sucking his dick.

Did you see how Matilda bag-piped Johnny? What strength she had to do that.

by Jr0ckk February 6, 2020

Ninja Pipe

Stealthy blowjob

Girl 1: Hey watch this l, imma give that guy a ninja pipe.
Girl 2: You wont.

by Ness828 January 8, 2018

Pipe Worthy

Being good enough for one to have sex with.

Susie: What do you think of Bobby?

Allie: Oh, Bobby? He's okay...not pipe worthy though.

by pipe_worthy8989 April 19, 2011

Pipe breath

The smell of your breath after a long day of smoking your pipe

Grandpa: Why don't the kids like to talk to me?
Grandma: They can't stand the stand of your gross ass pipe breath

by Chelseafc10 March 29, 2017