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The Val Pinch

Where you insert one finger into the Anus and the thumb into the vagina of a woman and proceed to 'pinch' the thin membrane between the two areas chasing the woman to orgasm.
I want you to use the Val pinch on me tonight.
by The True English April 11, 2024
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Pinch and Squint

The action performed by smart phone and tablet users when attempting to navigate a website which has no mobile version. First they "pinch" so the site fits on screen, then they "squint" because it's too small to see.
I had to do the Pinch and Squint when subscribing to Advertising Age magazine and it turns out that I actually ordered 10 years of OMFG (Official Meeting Facilities Guide).
by ZHoff May 25, 2012
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Portuguese pinch

When a male with a foreskin proceeds to punch off his foreskin right before he ejaculates, holding it all in, making a mess free easy clean up
He ran out of toilet paper in the trailer last night, and ended up having to perform his signature move, the Portuguese pinch
by Riley W. September 13, 2025
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Pinching your tamale

Damn it Billy for the love of God stop pinching your tamale at work!
by Chewy Gonzales August 20, 2021
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The "Pinch"

Its the place between the stocking and the THICC THIGH
Damn dude last week i was with this girl The "Pinch" this girl had was amazing
by Notin7 June 6, 2021
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The Val Pinch

Where you put on finger in the anus and one in the vagina and proceede to 'pinch' the thin membrane separating both areas of the Woman's genitals
I want to use the Val pinch on you tonight
by The True English April 11, 2024
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Flow Pinch

To pinch ones flow, as in a bad situation occuring, or someone causing a bad situation. A real flow pinch would be when some guy is going to the bathroom and another person grabs his dick and "pinches his flow. This phrase can be used in almost any bad situation
One guy is with a girl and is about to have sex with her, and his bro walks in and turns on the TV and starts to watch. The guy who is about to get some shouts back "Dude what a flow pinch"
by Flow Pincher January 28, 2009
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