to paint a picasso

The act of explosively expelling fecal matter and creating an abstract work of art within the toilet bowl.

That curry was so greasy. I'm probably going to have to paint a picasso later.

by MWU 2015 December 18, 2011

Russian Paintball

Instead of using paintballs, Russians use real ammo dipped in red paint and shoot each other for fun.

YO Nicolai lets go play russian paintball and get fucked up.

by habs218 January 18, 2012

velvet painting

Velvet Painting is a term used to describe an absolutely shitty situation. It can also be used to describe anything trashy as the name “velvet painting” naturally implies trashiness. The term Velvet Painting is usually used when something conjures up an image that is disturbing.

Friend: So I passed out in my bra and underwear last night after blowing my Uber driver.

Me: Well there’s a fucking velvet painting for ya.

by Nurse MJ March 25, 2018

Spray painted

The act of leaving marks of fecal matter on the side of the toilet bowl.

Who spray painted the upstairs bathroom?

by AdamBell2523 May 5, 2020

spicy paintball

The name of the rubber mace filled bullets shot at peaceful protesters during the riots. It hurts more than it burns

u/FancyTickleNips: I got shot with a spicy paintball, this isn’t getting us anywhere.

by Casual Portal Player May 30, 2020

Picasso's Paintbrush

When you have sex with a girl and pop her cherry causing her to bleed. When you pull out you have what seems to be a paintbrush dipped in red paint.

"Hey, was she a virgin?"
"Yeah, she gave me a Picasso's Paintbrush!"

by ArealMasterpiece July 20, 2009

stir the paint

Having sex with a woman while she's one her period.

It's Susan's time of the month again, I hope she'll let me stir the paint tonight.

by Harry Bullocks October 3, 2011