houblo pabston

when two godly figures combine to create the epitome of sexiness and perfection

Houblo Pabston is looking mighty fine over there in that chat room

by oxidentalz October 1, 2017

psychic parasite

A transdimensional being who thrives on the tears of small children. A meme with psychic ability that only exists in this universe through the minds of it's hosts. In a parallel universe these creatures are monstrous and disgusting.

Meth addiction is caused by psychic parasites.

by Benzadrilla March 28, 2019

Alex Parastaran

Alex is a girl who is absolutely amazing, kind, beautiful, hot, funny, fun, lit and a really cool girl to hang out with when you need someone. If you ever have the chance to date Alex, you are a lucky one. Alex will treat you very well and you should treat her well too. Alex is just a great girl who most guys fall in love with.

I wish I was Alex Parastaran

by ALEX (GIRL) May 26, 2019

Bumping Parasols

A euphemism for lesbian goth sex.

Ophelia & Willow are totally bumping parasols. *gasp*

by DisasterWeenie July 28, 2019

Xtreme parasites

Irredeemable parasites.

The guys in Harold and Kumar were just some Xtreme Parasites wasting their time. Especially the Thank you come again guy, that guy outwasted the other Xtreme Parasites.

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019

Planetary parasol

A huge planetary huge undertaking to build a collosally sized radiation deflection shield in space capable of deflecting an extra suns rays should one pop out behind a cloud of cosmic dust as our solar system flys ever forward along it's mysterious course.

Glad we knew we might need a bloody planetary parasol as well as a new everything else..

True civilisations of their number could deal with the need for a planetary parasol with ease.

by Rilighan April 3, 2020

Information parasite

Someone who always asks for information from other people instead of looking it up themselves.

She asked me all about the assignment. She's such an information parasite.

by Chrischras September 10, 2020