packing bananas

The act of attempting to do something that has no chance of success. Everyone knows that packing a banana for lunch, trip, car drive sounds like a good idea, but is impossible to accomplish without it getting bruised, brown and damaged, even if it's never touched.

The act of doing something completely hopeless.

Steve was trying to make his wife happy but he was just packing bananas. Everyone knows wives are never happy.

Joe: "Dude. You think she'll give me a blow job?"
Chet: "You're packing bananas."

by DudeChet April 19, 2011

gusher pack

A superior vagina that’s is mushy, gushy, wet, and squirts.

Friend 1: “You get any play last night?”

Friend 2: “Yo that girl’s gusher pack was unreal when I was fucking it”

by Gusherpackking May 4, 2023

Packing for Prague

Enjoying Self Arousal and Orgasm over a Colleague

Colleague 1: "Where's Darren?"
Colleague 2:"He's packing for Prague Mate"
Colleague 1: "The new graduate?"
Colleague 2: "That's the one."

by OwlLamp October 7, 2015

man packing

When there is an immediate need to travel and pack luggage, "man packing" refers to the furious and hurried manner of packing . The expression is meant to portray the common male stereotype of packing luggage without much thought as quickly as possible.

I had to catch a flight within 8 hours of notice and I was man packing everything I could find!

by skir November 17, 2017

pre-pack

to pack items for a trip, then you discover you still need them and have to dig them back out.

He pre-packed his clothes three days too soon and had nothing to wear.

by medialover1 August 15, 2007

48 pack

A special order case of kokanee (48 cans) that only Murray Kennedy can receive

Yo, murrays cracking number 48 on that 48 pack, and its only 7 pm

by Murray Kennedy May 26, 2009

Pack of Gummies

When a group of three or more old ladies remove their dentures and perform sloppy, wet, toothless head on your engorged knob.

I had a pack of gummies last night. What a feeling of skin to gum. They were hungry.

Gramps says I should visit him at the home. He says he will get me a pack of gummies.

by Eaton Holgoode February 9, 2018