nut sling

A skimpy pair of underwear for men that barely keeps in the man's genitals. Often appears in lepard print and is made out of a silky material.

After showering at the gym, John put on his nut sling and sat around the locker room talking to old naked men.

Old men love to parade around the lake in nothing but a nut sling.

by Joseph A September 16, 2006

dill nut

Someone who is an utter idiot.

Tony, you're not suppoosed to have sexual intercourse with your sister you utter dill nut

by Danimal007 February 8, 2009

cheat nut

when you are cheating on your girl with some other girl and you nut.

"Dude, I cheat nut on the thots back."

by Mr.Squidly November 24, 2016

Tender nuts

Hurting, painful testicles or swollen. When a male is hit in the testicles and his testicles become really tender even the underwear rubbing against them hurt.

Guy 1: Are you going to play soccer or not?
Guy 2: I still have tender nuts from last night!
Guy 1: Oh fuck! She got you good!

by Nobli May 30, 2022

Fatty Nut

When a nuts fluctuation exceeds 2 meters.

*Level up*

Fatty Nut Unlocked.

“Aye bro, I just got that fatty nut unlock.”

“Yeah. I got mine on December 1st.”

by Big boy xx x2 May 8, 2020

Skinny Nuts

No one knows what Skinny Nuts mean because circles can't be skinny. The first time Skinny Nuts was used in a sentence or was ever heard was when a person named ZiffyClumper said Skinny Nuts to a man named Clowfoe was told he has them.

Clowfoe, "clowfoe. clowfoe. clowfoe"
ZiffyClumper, "skinny nuts"
Clowfoe, "THERE IS NO SUCH THINGS AS SKINNY NUTS"

by FellowPizzaGuy February 27, 2022

nut coma

When after mastuarbating, a man slips into a deep slumber for two-three hours or for a few moments enters a state of semi unconscious. Becomes almost coma like.

Jason: Dude where have you been?
Matt: I beat my meat and went into a nut coma
Jason: Is that why you didn't respond for three hours?
Matt: Hell Yea

by McLovindatPussy September 15, 2017