Noel salad loaf

A 1950s to 1960s "food" that is mainly cranberry sauce, pineapple juice, avocado, and celery and formed into what us described as a "cranberry loaf", but it sure does sound like you'd look up here, huh?

" dear! Fetch the children! I made a noel salad loaf for dinner that I saw in the paper!"

by MENAUSTISIM December 28, 2024

loafed

To fuck up; to fail at something

Yeah, you pretty much just loafed...

by bunnnss:) June 9, 2016

Loaf

A human being with immense emotional control and looks to match. They will be your savior in life and in bed too.
They possess skills unknown to even the closest of friends, and although they may seem mentally stable, they often hide the most emotions.

If you meet a said "loaf", never meet them go.

That man is such a loaf! I'm in love with him.

I wish I had a loaf in my life

by LiliiBilii November 23, 2021

Loaf

When someone or something is really bad.

That party was loaf af.
Those shoes are loaf.

by anad dna aiag January 31, 2019

Loaf

Shit

I’m going to take a loaf.

by Mattypaps July 2, 2020

wanna loaf?

When someone is handling a large loaf of fiberglass insulation and they offer it to you as a joke.

Hey Jacob, wanna loaf?

by Walking_Lazarus October 2, 2019

Loaf

Laugh Out A Fart

haha you totally made me loaf!

by im a real roese December 28, 2016