Someone who has "front bummed" and built a reputation from violent intercourse.
You can refer to yourself as a "front bum destroyer".
You can refer to yourself as a "front bum destroyer".
by apldk March 22, 2013
When a person in a reclined position, farts in such a way as to roll up the front, and gas themself in the face. Particaraly experienced by women who have no natural barrier, i.e. Balls.
by HeWhoSmeltItDealtIt December 08, 2009
Thomas: "Dennis said he would be doing some carpentry work this weekend."
Richard: "Personally, this worries me."
Harrison: "Yes, Dennis is likely to use the stanley front loader."
Richard: "Personally, this worries me."
Harrison: "Yes, Dennis is likely to use the stanley front loader."
by Danfield May 11, 2008
by christu September 26, 2006
The act of going to a Levi's store at the outlet mall and buying a shirt with a fucked up front pocket which was intentionally designed, cutting a hole in it and then proceeding to go to the nearest middle school, putting your dick through said hole and then taking a selfie behind a dumpster while watching kids play dodgeball, illegally.
Deviant: "Oi mate, so I was drunk as hell off soccer mom drinks and took what I thought were birth control pills, and I pulled off a Front Wedgie broooooah!!!"
Clerk: "Dude who the fuck are you? This is a 7-11. Are you going to buy some ice cream or just stand there with that Front Wedgie?"
Deviant: "So the weathers nice. Also throw in some condoms, I'm subbing for the math teacher this week"
Clerk: "Will that be cash or credit?"
Clerk: "Dude who the fuck are you? This is a 7-11. Are you going to buy some ice cream or just stand there with that Front Wedgie?"
Deviant: "So the weathers nice. Also throw in some condoms, I'm subbing for the math teacher this week"
Clerk: "Will that be cash or credit?"
by Dave_The_Goat_Fucker August 21, 2018
More publicly acceptable and FCC-friendly version of S.T.F.U., originally coined by Buckethead on WJRR Radio.
by GrendelPrime April 27, 2006
The only DECENT animal caring group. They have raided plenty of science labs that use poor and helpless animals for useless and sloppy experiments. During the raid they had rescued hundreds of animals; rabbits, dogs, monkeys and even cats who have had their own eyes sewn toghether, therefor making them blind.
During the raid, they had rescued a famous baby monkey known as Britches. The lab taken poor Britches away from his mother the day he was born. What happened to Britches was horrific. His eyelids had been sewn and lived for three dark and lonely years blind. He was deprived of nearly everything. Until 1985, when the ALF rescued him. He was in a mental condition and had body spasms because he was in such a small space, blind with no one around.
The ALF restored his eyesight by taking the sewings out. The monkey had gotten better every day and was able to eat, drink and walk by himself. Britches was even very playful!
The ALF are truly heroes, unlike PETA.
During the raid, they had rescued a famous baby monkey known as Britches. The lab taken poor Britches away from his mother the day he was born. What happened to Britches was horrific. His eyelids had been sewn and lived for three dark and lonely years blind. He was deprived of nearly everything. Until 1985, when the ALF rescued him. He was in a mental condition and had body spasms because he was in such a small space, blind with no one around.
The ALF restored his eyesight by taking the sewings out. The monkey had gotten better every day and was able to eat, drink and walk by himself. Britches was even very playful!
The ALF are truly heroes, unlike PETA.
by KrAAAA--YYYYZZZEEE MAN July 14, 2009