Number 2

Another word for poop

Uh-oh! I gotta go number 2!

by Anonymous person..... May 10, 2018

Numerology

The art of the Matrix. Numbers just don’t lie.

Numerology is the only “conspiracy” that has evidence which is HISTORY… you have to look at the numbers and add it up.

You can figure out what number you are if you add every digit of your birthday… For example, 5/11/2002 you would do 5+1+1+2+0+0+2=11.

And that 11 leads me on to master numbers which are 11,22,33. These people are special.

Numerology is the truth of the matrix

by A real thorough nigga October 25, 2022

Numberblocks

A British computer-animated short form educational series on CBeebies (Part of the “Learningblocks” franchise with its predecessor Alphablocks and successor Colourblocks) that’s more well known for having one of the worst fanbases of all time. Most of the fans (mostly underaged preteens and immature teenagers) come from the Scratch and GoAnimate communities, both are well known for their toxicity as well, which doesn’t make it a surprise for this fanbase, so it does mean bullying, death threats and swearing may be common. However, despite that, the fans have not tarnished the show, rather turning it into a cash-cow series to the point CBeebies puts the characters in a lot of cameo appearances in their presenter-led links (despite not being distributed by the BBC) and frequently commissions more seasons to please the fans.

Me: I’m not a huge Numberblocks fan.
Numberblocks Fan: Like Numberblocks now or you should kill yourself!

Me: Kids surely should know better than to use death threats.

by LTPofficial February 25, 2023

Nooky Number

A Nooky Number is the times that you've, well, done the Nooky, aka the dirty deed. And not counting how many times you've done it total, but rather your nooky number is how many people you've had sex with. Good advice: Men don't wanna know your nooky number past ten. Bad advice: thinking a nooky number past one hundred will get you laid cuz you have "experience"

Katy: So, what's your nooky number??
Patrick: oh, i've been around the block a couple times... Gotta say it's about twelve or so.
Katy: Oh that's so cuteee! That was totally what mine was a couple months back, and then it totally doubled!

by Charlotte Asmodeaus June 3, 2009

a number 1

When you need to take a piss.

I'm going for a number 1

by J_Mulu360 April 15, 2015

crooked number

In baseball, a number other than zero or 1.

We are losing 1 to nothing. Our boys need to put up a crooked number on the scoreboard.

by John B32 August 22, 2017

Order By Number

For programming geeks only - How a Chinese chef/computer programmer ends an SQL Select Query

Select * from menu
Where item like "General Tsao%"
ORDER BY NUMBER

by Easy E March 6, 2003