Your mom

Something idiots say when they have no good comeback

When asked who his favorite porn star was, he said 'Your Mom'

by MicTheLawl June 10, 2014

your m0om

your birth giver or mom is a fat cow that know one really cares about and wants to crucify.

me:"hey your moms a m0om"
you:"*cries*"
your m0om i very very very very very very very very very fat

by alphachadbobbert December 5, 2021

Virtually Yours

I belong to you for as long as you need me to

I have the job. Technically, I'm virtually yours already. Now you just need to make me an offer

by VirtuallyYoursGP October 27, 2016

your mom

what you say when you want to ignore your friend

bitch guy: What's 1+1?
you: your mom

by jl0728 May 31, 2015

On your jaff

To be on your own - without any friends

"Are you on your jaff?"

"Hurry up mate, I'm all on my jaff"

by MrPixel April 24, 2018

Your Thanks

A way of saying you're welcome or no problem in response to thank you.

"Thank you for doing this for me, I couldn't have done it without you."

"Your thanks, it was my pleasure."

by Doctor Jacklyn September 30, 2018

Your Tommy

Your Tommy (Or Tommyinnit) means that they are your best friend. Tommyinnit s known to be a loud, outgoing friend. Although younger, he is WAY taller than the other best friend. (Tubbo or, the Dyslexic one)

"You're My Tommy!"
"You're my Tubbo!"
Your Tommy or, the best friend

by MidBinary January 12, 2021