a person who stays on facebook all day and night. Just like a person who watches the television all day and night like a couch potato.
Holly must be a face potato today because every time I post something on her wall or on my wall, she immediately has a comment.
by ekamarie April 06, 2010
by word authority April 08, 2016
When one farts in a car while at a car wash. The driver can therefore NOT roll down windows and a moment of extreme panic is present.
by Ricer slicer March 16, 2010
roman the potato is a dutch ass grumpy potato, that chills his balls hanging down the ceiling. Hes probably about to go moldy because hes an old wrinkly potato from frietwinkel. His sister is Freddie das Ferkel and his parents are Schnörwangen and Lina raven. He is one one first people to save when the butz is burning.
by A fine pickle jar February 22, 2023
by oldpotatoes March 04, 2019
don: josh is such a cum potato! he is always talking about sex! he practically lives and breathes the shit.
by FunnyTsunny August 18, 2015
by Potato_God999 May 11, 2020