face potato

a person who stays on facebook all day and night. Just like a person who watches the television all day and night like a couch potato.
Holly must be a face potato today because every time I post something on her wall or on my wall, she immediately has a comment.
by ekamarie April 06, 2010
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potato-sac

Another term for a sack of potatoes.
The potato-sac had 32 potatoes in it.
by word authority April 08, 2016
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Moose Potato

When one farts in a car while at a car wash. The driver can therefore NOT roll down windows and a moment of extreme panic is present.
by Ricer slicer March 16, 2010
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roman the potato

roman the potato is a dutch ass grumpy potato, that chills his balls hanging down the ceiling. Hes probably about to go moldy because hes an old wrinkly potato from frietwinkel. His sister is Freddie das Ferkel and his parents are Schnörwangen and Lina raven. He is one one first people to save when the butz is burning.
Who is that sexy mf hanging down the ceiling? Its roman the potato!
by A fine pickle jar February 22, 2023
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old potatoes

A saying to make something seem less desirable, or something that is past it's prime
Craig wasn't interested in Alisha any longer, she's old potatoes
by oldpotatoes March 04, 2019
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cum potato

someone who talks about sex and etc. so much that you want to rip their head off.
don: josh is such a cum potato! he is always talking about sex! he practically lives and breathes the shit.
by FunnyTsunny August 18, 2015
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Potato Religion

Wow His Religion Is Potato Religion?
by Potato_God999 May 11, 2020
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