Night Reading

This is the opposite of DayDreaming.

Katie: Hey, bro, what book are you reading?
Josh: I have no idea. I just put my finger in the book night read it.

Katie: Huh?
Josh: Yeah, you know how when you're in school and you're reading in class and your mind wanders off?
Katie: Ya, like daydreaming?
Josh: Exactly! But the opposite! Night Reading is when you sleep while holding a book, and while you're asleep you'll just absorb the information.

by That Slattery Girl May 21, 2020

darlena night

A night, usually a Friday or Saturday, in which an older male and a younger female have phone sex. Or, maybe they just talk about how Thick Abbi's hams are.

Eric: Tony, I had darlena night with Molly and Abbi!
Tony: You all suck.
Lauren: Yeah.
Rayna: Hamlena night.
Sierra: What?

by ericstealsmen October 14, 2016

thong night

Any night of the week, but typically a Friday night when super religious people get frisky and want to spice things up from the normal panties.

Tom couldn’t wait for Friday to come, he was excited for thong night

by clapbackjack May 3, 2022

Night's Core

An anime character created by Sebastian Vicino that is music personified.

Night's Core isn't human, she's literally music!

by MilkyMilkMk2 April 16, 2017

night nigger

A black person who's skin absorbs roughly 99.999% of all light.

Person 1: Jesus christ, there's a black hole in here!
Person 2: Don't worry; It's just my perfectly spherical night nigger skin trophy.

by I can observe gamma rays October 30, 2019

Night Wood

When you wake up at night cause your sleep schedule is fucked up, you get Night Wood instead of morning wood.

“Ah shit, is it 12:00am? I got night wood.”

“Babe wake up, I got night wood.”

by ihavenightwoodagain August 23, 2020

art night

To stay up all night while ingesting mass amounts of caffeine, drugs or any other form of mind altering chemicals.

oh snap....you look like shit!!! Did you have art night again?

by dirtypirate12345 September 2, 2017