Nelson

Nelson is an extremely talented artist photographer in a tough exterior. Nelson eats like shit, so he’s always doubled over in pain. Nelson has one ball, but it’s so big that it seems like there are two in there.

I can’t come into work today, I ate like Nelson.

by Ace Rivers November 23, 2021

pupper nelson

A bad ass dog who can fuck your mom by one glance he also goes by the name “Walter”

Yo watch your mom Pupper Nelson’s in town

by Zurdle July 1, 2020

Nelson

A nice cool guy who can get with the girls but prefers to relax and wait for them to come to him. He is equipped with a long huge dick that ladies love. He is a cool guy to be around. Don't let your girl near Nelson,he can turn her into his hoe

Girl:Mom!!!! I had sex with Nelson last night..his huge dick was inside me
Mom:OMG!!!! Can I see??

by Hanadori January 2, 2022

Nelsonism

Practicing the religion of the Nelson god.

Person 1: Why are you naked here?
Person 2: First amendment, it’s my religion, nelsonism.

by worshipthenelson March 8, 2022

Oliver Nelson

The Most Based Sophomore At Inspire School Of Arts And Science, He will steal your girl.
He Works at a Burger King in Illinois at night and in the day he goes all the way to California.

"Oh my God is that Oliver Nelson, I heard he can sneak meth on school campuses"
"Oliver Nelson is one of the 7 wonders of the world"
"Look at Oliver Nelson Flip That Burger in the Burger King Parking lot"

by OliverNelsonFan42 January 7, 2025

Nelson

A bot trash at fortnite sucks dick eats disposables for diner and likes to go to the mall with zil to eat her 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🍑🍑🍑

Nelson is dickface and eats zil at mall smooth moves.

by AL3X_GOD18 March 14, 2019

Pulling a Nelson

Pulling a Nelson:
Refusing to get out of your police car even if someone is shot inside of a house and is needing medical attention.

Last night Becky swallowed too much man jizz and could barely breathe. I didn't like the bitch so I pulled a Nelson.

Pulling a Nelson
Last night Becky swallowed too much man jizz and could barely breathe. I didn't like the bitch so I pulled a Nelson.

by Grunt116 April 18, 2022