Nathan

Most think as a hot, sweet, dreamy, perverted guy that can be a "Bad ass", or good at instruments, with a lean body, NOT TRUE.

I'm a gamer with no tone, yet barley good at guitar, nice, has mean bursts though my name IS NATHAN.

Even though all the definitions are flattering and not meant for someone is literally named Nathan I don't see it as me so yeah.

Girl 1: Oh look at Nathan he's cute .
Me:I turn around "thanks."
Girl 1and 2:"EWW No not you Idiot him over there."*Points to random person*
Me:Oh...OKAY:)
Girl 1 and 2:UGH!*Walk off*

by HaterGottaHateFiretrucks00 November 9, 2012

nathanate

the act of wanking or "having a bat" but the end part.

mum walked in just as i nathanated!

by Lam=P May 11, 2008

no-nathan

a phrase often heard by a person who is just in general, very smelly. He is also in most cases, jewish.

1. no-nathan you jew
2. no-nathan you smell

by guy-that-is-always-right October 16, 2008

Nathan

Nathan is a pussy cunt who doesn’t know math and he is the worst friend ever

Nathan is a bitch

by Gunderbum June 25, 2019

Nathan

A gay whore

You: is your name Nathan

Nathan: I’m gay

by Jsisgshshsscshsgsgsyshsvssh November 21, 2019

Nathan

This guy is the most amazing person in the universe according to himself. His ego makes his head look small *cough* compensating *cough*. He’s academically amazingly shit and athletically a potatoe. He’s always on the pull and has a thing for the chunky birds as they’re the easiest but thinks he’s a total player. He’s easily the most offended person on the planet, he makes a feminist look like a resilient brick wall. He sits permanently in the shadow of his best friend.

Guy1: Hey Nathan you’re so easily offended

Nathan: omfg I can’t f***** believe you have the audacity to even open you bloody mouth near me I am not easily offended, you’re the one that’s easily offended and I’m not even gay!

by Jesus CVII March 25, 2018

Nathan

Is a fucking asshole. You should never name your child this name, because well, they will end up a cunt.

Oh there goes nathan being a cunt again

by Qwertyboom September 12, 2017