Samantha Murphy

If this is your name you probably don’t wash your hair enough.

“Why is that person’s scalp so greasy?”

“Oh, that’s just Samantha Murphy.”

by miso_olive_soup November 24, 2021

Eddie murphy scary

Scary in an Eddie Murphy kind of way.

The girl was scary like Eddie Murphy, and in the trenches like McCauley Culkin in Home Alone, so you shouldn't underestimate her tricks. She is Eddie Murphy scary.

by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021

Murphy

A dude that has a bigger dick than any kid named Tyler.

Oh that Murphy kid has a massive dick.

by Rebels1022 May 3, 2019

National hold a Murphy’s hand day

This day is we’re you hold a super duper cute girl named Katie Murphy’s hand and if you pass up that opportunity ever you don’t deserve her because she’s freaking great and deserves the best

It’s National hold a Murphy’s hand day and Katie Murphy’s right there

by Goodballllllllllll October 16, 2019

eoin murphy

Massive cock and really good at fifa, the best footballer in the world and he is ripped as fuck

“I wanna be like Eoin Murphy when I grow up” “how is he so muscly”

by Punanipunisher November 23, 2021

elijah murphy

a hoe and he deserves to die he sucks d*** every day. he smells like a goat and looks like a pinto bean

hoeeeeee
who?
ELIJAH MURPHY DUHHH

by BREDON URIE TOP November 29, 2017

Cillian Murphy

1 An Irish Actor known not only for his sharp jaws and ocean eyes but also for his brilliant talent and acting skill.

2. Will play as J. Robert Oppenheimer "The Father of Atomic Bomb" in Christopher Nolan's World War III biopic Oppenheimer (2023)

3 Not on social media, he's too old for that, he said.

Person 1: Cillian Murphy deserves an Oscar!

Person 2: Definitely!

by pacificshell50 August 11, 2022