myles murphy

A Myles Murphy is someone who is incredibly strong and sexy and has a very good future in front of him, and not to mention his MASSIVE dick he gots. He’s also a simp even in times he wishes he wasn’t. Myles Murphy also gets good grades and has A bright and successful future in front him

Today I acted like “Myles Murphy”

by Ron curtis murphy 3 August 27, 2020

kaidence murphy

The most beautiful-est girl you could ever marry especially if she has brownish blondish hair and blue eyes she is quite the catch and anyone would be lucky to have her

YOU look so Kaidence Murphy

by K Murphy February 1, 2017

Injaazaat Inti Yevgeny Murphy

The best ottb (off the track thoroughbred) to ever be owned by a black equestrian.

Real one: You ever heard of Injaazaat Inti Yevgeny Murphy ?
Girl: No, what’s that ?
Real one: only the best horse to ever live !

by finnnn.2nns August 1, 2023

Murphy's Roller Coaster Law

The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.

After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!

by Always Obsessing July 10, 2023

Murphy’s law

When a woman give a fellatio to a man after consuming potential barf material and end up puking on the man’s shaft

« Man , Jessica showed me what Murphy’s law was last night »

by Canadiah December 12, 2019

tristan murphy

some who breaks up with people over text

oh you dated tristan murphy
yeah! he didnt wait to see me in person and broke up with me over text without ever fucking checking in

by apersonnnig February 13, 2022

Aidan Murphy

Aidan Murphy is the kindest, sweetest person you’ll ever meet, he’s popular amongst his friends and he probably is best friends with a girl. He’s amazing at art and is wickedly talented when it comes to drawing, he’s funny as fuck and cool for the most part, but underneath that layer of happiness is a shy, quiet, introvert that hates talking to new people and is bad at comforting them. However, we all love Aidan, he’s a charmer

Aidan Murphy listens to the birds singing and pulls his hood down further over his ears

by Rick dearie October 22, 2018