Muff Tucka

Australian: See Muff Diving, Cunnilingus, Licking the pink clam etc.

G. Irwin was stuck in the outback for weeks with the wife, he really fancied a bit of strange 'muff tucka' mate!

by The Gee-man August 13, 2004

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Maffoof

Someone completely amazing, perfect and who you can totally trust, and who makes you really happy all the time. Somebody who cares about you and who you would do anything for. Someone you love.

Person1: Wow! You two are so perfect for each other...
Person2: Yeah... he's my Maffoof.
=)

Randomer1: *points* Look! Those stars are so nice.
Randomer2: Yeah, me and my Maffoof were looking at them last night.
Randomer1: Awwww. Bless!

by PrincessPickle December 10, 2008

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Related Words

muffocate • Muffocation • muffo • muffobia • muffocated • Muffocating • Muffold • muffoletto • Muffologist • Muffon

muff melt

a slang term for female ejaculate

"Dude, that bitch totally got muff melt all over me last night"

by Thunda J June 25, 2008

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muff nug

The bottom part of a muffin. Yummy!!

Sara: Want some of my muff nug?
Stephanie: dude thats sick!
Sara: wHAT! its a nuff mug...
Stephanie:*Crickets*its still sick.

by Sara Groutage March 30, 2009

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Muff Oven

A pregnant woman's womb

Dude, she just got her muff oven ripped out

by shotatcommand April 1, 2009

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muff-repellent

A dude so lame, so rubs with the opposite sex, he barely has to say two words before the woman throws a drink or sometimes an alligator in your face as she is like MEGA repelled by your being on this planet.

Eww Patrice, that dude was SUCH a muff-repellent, I spoke to him on MSN one night and I was sick all over my keyboard having to see his picture!

by Muse_Luver December 5, 2009

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