muffin smuggler

a girl with a muffin top who is able to hide it with baggy sweaters. muffin top described as the extra fat/skin that hangs over the side of jeans, much like love handles only bigger.

1. I didnt know that girl was a muffin smuggler until it was deliciously too late.

by jokitier December 01, 2011

Stuff the muffin

The act of pounding chubby with a chubby.

My boy Sheridan stayed up all night to stuff the muffin and make cream cheese

by DOB69 March 20, 2014

Bricks or Muffins

Also known as Emmel Vor, Brickz wah Muffinz or Stones or Cookies.

This game can result in serious injury please do not attempt to play it, some people might not find it funny yadda yadda yadda.

Anyway, it is where you get bricks and muffins, walk up to some random and ask what they want thrown at them.

It always results in the person getting pelted with brickz.

A game of brickz wah muffinz:

B or M players: BRICKS OR MUFFINS, BRICKZ WAH MUFFINZ??

Randomer: WTF

B or M player: What do you want thrown at your nut, BRICKS OR MUFFINS, BRICKZ WAH MUFFINZ?

Randomer: MUFFINS!!

B or M: I can't hear you? Bricks or muffins?

Randomer: Muffins

B or M: What? Bricks?

Randomer: No, muffins.

B or M: Hearin ya loud and clear jm, every1 seems to choose bricks these days!

(Randomer gets pelted with bricks.)

Randomer: Ang.

(Group eat muffins)

by KatnuttKATASTROPHE January 04, 2009

bad muffin

A phrase often used to depict someone or something that is "tough" (and, or) "too cool for school".

Like walking down the road late at night with my sunglasses on like I'm a bad Muffin.

Bitch, I'm the baddest muffin on this webpage.

by Feline of Flower March 03, 2016

Scrubbing Muffins

Another term for scissoring; two vaginas making out.

Do you think those two chicks are just friends or scrubbing muffins?

by BeeebTeam March 22, 2020

chip muffin

A connoisseur's interpretation of that great British food staple, the chip sandwhich. The thinking man's terminology if you will. Sometimes referred to as a chip barm. Frowned upon when incorrectly localised to a chip cake, roll, bun, bap etc.

Jasmine went into the chippy and asked for a chip bread cake. A what? Said the proprietor? You mean a chip muffin you div. now get out and don't come back until you can speak English.

by Larsey January 13, 2016

PLUMPER-MUFFIN

The act in which one must swim through a sea of fat rolls, in order to seduce a large woman

John was into bigger girls, he often enjoyed his experience with their PLUMPER-MUFFIN

by Codybrooks October 23, 2017