House Mouse

A snitch.

"Better move that fucking contraband. First Sergeant's house mouse just saw you shove it underneath there."

by Doc Soul April 7, 2009

monkey mouse

A pet cat that's acting silly or hyper, but not in a bad or destructive way like a rat monkey.

Having fed kitty some catnip, Susan enjoyed watching the purring monkey mouse rolling around on the floor ecstatically.

by xyz April 19, 2005

Mouse Pads

A "callusing" of the skin on ones lower wrist/forearm. Skin is rough,slightly elevated and generally darker than other areas of skin."mouse pads" are a result from using a mouse for extensive periods of time via gaming,porn,or just general use or a computer mouse.

Damn, I've got mouse pads from all that p0rn I watched last night.

or

"What is that on your wrist?" "Oh, these?" "Just mouse pads."

by Mihspehelled August 20, 2008

mouse sex

Two people haveing sex with tiny genitals.

The midget porn was like watching mouse sex.

by yoyo maz February 29, 2012

DooDoo Mouse

1. A term used to describe someone who lacks intelligence
2. One who is RETARDED

Person 1: Deeeeeeeerrrrrpyderpppp
Person 2: Shut up, DooDoo Mouse...

by Christina the Terminally ILL Giraffe October 24, 2006

Mickey Mouse

A dumbass mouse that only 2 year olds like and if you like him then you're 2.

Mickey mouse is retarted

by Joeboyisboring August 26, 2021

Mouse Trap

(This works best while the male has some sort of explosive diarrhea) A man lies on his back with his legs wide open while a woman slowly progresses (face first, mouth open) towards his testicles. Once the woman is approximately 3 inches from the "ball-sac" the man then releases massive amounts (or whatever's in his system) of diarrhea on her face, with the intentions of shitting in her mouth. Whether the crap landed in her mouth or not doesn't matter. A successful "Mouse Trap" has been executed.

Christy was trying to suck my balls before landed in a "Mouse Trap"

by Damien July 17, 2003