Missouri Cocksucker

A Missouri Cocksucker is a hooker from Missouri. Often founds in the streets of St. Louis

Let's go pick up some Missouri Cocksuckers, bro.

by missouricocksucker April 4, 2025

Missouri Butter Churner

When a person playing Uno with a group of peers or family molds the cards together into one long thick rod and shoves it down their urethra to hide their cards. This strategy is used by extreme competitors to win the famous card game. It is recommended you are a season vet of sounding before using this strategy in the heat of battle.

Our Mother was mortified when my brother used the Missouri Butter Churner to win Uno. Our dad was impressed by the resilience he demonstrated.

by Supertwinkanator3000 January 20, 2026

Missouri Rice Bowl

When one puts rice, raw fish, and other sushi ingredients into another’s anus and then eats from said sushi filled anus while watching an anime.

Dude, John Missouri Rice Bowl’d Becky last night.

by Jesussaintlord96 March 9, 2026

Missouri Slurry

The act of mixing sperm with brown sugar into a slurry, then swirling it around in your mouth and spit it into your parterner's anus then eat the slurry out of their anus.

Wanda saw some brown sugar and thought of the Missouri slurry her husband did last night.

by B-ran1980 June 6, 2025

Missouri marshmallow

When a man ejaculates into a shot glass and freezes it, then places it it his partners hot chocolate.

“I don’t want you to burn your tongue babe, heres a Missouri marshmallow”

by Capt. KW June 17, 2025

Missouri Mud Pie

The act of one removing their false teeth and gnawing on one's rectum with their gums.

I'll tell ya Jerry! Ole linda popped them chompers out Tuesday evening and gnawed on my butthole like a hungry beaver who got his teeth knocked out!

Best Missouri Mud Pie I've ever had!

by Uncle Eddie 985 August 19, 2025

Missouri Boat Ride

To be left without a paddle and subject to the current of the river.

"...enjoy the Missouri Boat Ride!". And with that, the cowboy shot the tether from a distance, and everyone on the raft panicked because they had no paddles.

by il miglior fabbro December 7, 2025