Soggy Mittens

When you shove both hands up a females vagina/Anal/Pisshole to keep them warm, usually sleeptime but can be during intercourse in winter or cold conditions.

Hey babe, can I warm my Soggy Mittens up in your hole?

by NoblessJohnny October 20, 2010

minendra

A big eyed indian "PIMP" who takes french class.

dude i'm going to take french so i can be a minendra

by adfaioaoew May 10, 2005

Mittenhead

Cult followers of Mitt Romney who will follow him off a cliff if he jumps.

The Mittenheads were there to greet the candidate.

by KensleyS February 12, 2012

Montenegro

The only place better and more beautiful than Montenegro is Serbia!!!
Vlade 4 life

Serbia is a very beautiful country.

by Dragan April 25, 2003

Minting

When you shove trebor extra strong mints up a sleeping person's nose and then shove you dick in their mouth when they wake up coughing.

Or when a girl shoves mints up a guy's nose and then wiggles about on his face naked.

arrrwww man Minting is awesome

by Cotter Kid September 22, 2010

mittens

A term used to describe tits. When a group of people is in search of getting some or wanting to see boobs they use this term.

"I need mittens tonight." Blake
"Dude, calm down. Mittens will eventually pan out, maybe not tonight, but mittens usually occurs." Aidan

by MittenMaster May 17, 2011

Bitch mittens

When you're running wide open trying to complete a goal or event, or even go to a party, one of your buddies decides to not show up and is scared of fun.

Jesus, Scott, get your bitch mittens off and try to have some fun once in a while!

by Kingsly9 February 23, 2017