Kit kat a midget 

the act of fingering a midget female with four fingers; to use four fingers to sexually pleasuring a short person.

(lil wayne: every girl) Mack Maine-
"For free suites Id give Paris Hilton all-nighters
In about 3 years, holla at me Miley Cyrus
I don't discriminate, no not at all
Kit kat a midget if that ass soft I break her off"

Kit kat a midget by angielovesvaginaandtitties May 25, 2009

circus midget 

An offensive name for a little person or a dwarf.

Oh he's 2 feet tall, he's a circus midget!

circus midget by Mick October 21, 2005

Black midget furry fortnite porn 

It is a very nice thing when your jacking and whacking your cock

Me: hey mom, want to watch some black midget furry fortnite porn?

Mom: yes honey I’ll be there in a second

Black midget furry fortnite porn by Nsnskwiwbdbdb April 11, 2021

crippled midget 

Failure to launch due to excess libation or similar substance indulgence. ie.. YOU CAN'T GET IT UP AT THE MOMENT OF TRUTH because you partied too much and too long!

Turns out VannieK was a crippled midget that night. Even Though he slamed a few redlines, his previous imbibe precluded his playing Peter North.

crippled midget by Swoop DeVille June 11, 2006

retard midget slave 

An intentionally racist and socially unacceptable term for a cunt, asshole, whore or mother fucker you despise.

What a fucking retard midget slave. Or simply: Retard midget slave.

retard midget slave by stewbaby September 20, 2015

Fluffy's cupbord midget

In fluffy's room there is a hallow part in the wall. When the wall is pushed aside there is a cupbord, with a lock on it. The key to that lock is in fluffy's top drawer under his man panties. When the key is put in the lock and turned clockwise a little twinkley music box song starts to play. Leaving the key in the lock fluffy goes and sits on his bed and when the music stops the cupbord door slowly opens and a midget walks out in a mechanical fashion. With both shoes and socks removed fluffy raises his feet a few inches off the ground. The midget approaches fluffy's feet and begins to trim fluffy's toe nails with his teeth. When the midget is done with the toe nail nibbleing he forms a large ball shaped figure in its mouth and spits it out and then walks back in to its cupbord. Fluffy locks the cupbord and returns the key to its rightful place. On his way out of the room he picks up the toenail ball figure and puts it in his pocket to sell to the mexicans on the corner as a paper weight.

Hey jason have you ever heard about the legend of Fluffys cupbord midget?

Fluffy's cupbord midget by my lipstick's on his collar March 8, 2005

Canadian Midget 

When a Canadian man with an erected chode dips his wick into luke warm to scalding maple syrup thus making it smaller and/or possibly causing a burn to said chode penis.

Dude, I had morning wood and Stacy left me with blue balls last night so I had to give myself a Canadian Midget.

Canadian Midget by Canadianmofo July 22, 2009