microcum

Noun/mi-cro-cum/latin derivative
The minute amount of male/female/they ejaculate that is achieved through quaint stimulation. Anything over 1 cubic millilitre does not qualify.

ex: "Oh my god Becky, i got too excited during quidditch, does my nimbus 2000 smell like microcum?"

by Macrocum August 25, 2018

microalcoholic

when you like drinking alcohol per se but regard a teaspoon of whisky as the right dose to draw the pleasure of drinking. The tablespoon is then at the boundary to alcoholism.

My wife and me, we are microalcoholics. It is our philosophy to enjoy whisky etc. but because alcohol with wine at lunch and dinner is accumulating through the day, we restrict to the enjoyable minimum. This gives the pleasure of nice drinks plus the good feeling of self-mastery.

See also zen-alcoholic

by ThePhysopher February 18, 2019

Micro-Oven

An object in which a land shark sits upon

Justins’s Land shark sat on the micro-oven

by ❌🧢 February 7, 2019

Microaxilla Syndrome

Small Armpit Syndrome.

I have this prescription for deodorant that is medically designed to be small for people diagnosed with Microaxilla Syndrome.

by Mr. Crusher April 7, 2019

Micro Penis

a conditiion where your dick looks like a smurf but is not blue. Scientist need a miroscope to see that dick.

You boi you have Micro Penis cuz.

by Pyscho x NIba13 May 16, 2019

micro venue

A very small venue. Too small for regular ceremonies. Commonly for people who want to hide the fact that they have no friends.

Lonely Johnny's wedding looked packed at the micro venue!

by Coca cola 22222222 July 27, 2019

microcord

Small unit of measurement, used for firewood. Most often applied to kindling. 1 microcord = 1 spindly stick + 2 meager twigs.

Split kindling for sale, $30 per microcord bundle.

by Wood dude November 9, 2019