A melon which is shaped to look similar to a penis, which women insert into themselves to achieve a pleasured state of happiness, which then is later eaten by a male subject of the womans choosing, this ritual is then refered to as a cock melon surprise.
by Angel Eyes 0321 April 4, 2009
Get the cock melonmug. THE MOST RIGGED KOREAN AWARD SHOW THERE IS.
Selling awards show within their Family Shared affiliated companies.
Selling awards show within their Family Shared affiliated companies.
Starships Ent. rigged another show for the second time by buying Cravity the undeserving MMA -MELON MUSIC AWARDS ROTY and stealing it from deserving TREASURE.
by GOD__> December 5, 2020
Get the MMA -MELON MUSIC AWARDSmug. 
A person totally obsessed with a Melanie, their brain practically a fruit salad of Melanie thoughts 24/7. Picture someone daydreaming about their fave Melanie’s smile, vibe, or that one time they said “hi” in the hallway, to the point their head’s basically a watermelon full of heart-eyes.
"Ever since meeting Melanie at the concert, Christopher’s been a total Melon Head, doodling her name in his notebook and blasting her favorite songs nonstop."
by The True Melon Head July 23, 2025
Get the Melon Headmug. ˈmel.ən ˈdʒu .sɪŋ
VERB
1. An intimate act wherein one partner squeezes the head of another partner between the thighs with moderate force. Sometimes combined with the juice-ee performing oral sex.
VERB
1. An intimate act wherein one partner squeezes the head of another partner between the thighs with moderate force. Sometimes combined with the juice-ee performing oral sex.
by Cake Connoisseur July 19, 2023
Get the melon juicingmug. “Eugene’s rude melon is a result of him trying to self-style with an electric hair clipper while drunk”
by Zeng78 May 15, 2022
Get the Rude melonmug. Another term for a “dumb twat” and a good thing to use infront of parents of teachers so they don’t spank you.
Melon head is also being debated on wether it should be a racist slur to black people because of the stereotype that black people like melon.
Calling somebody a “melon head” will give you ultimate power almost as if that big chubby grape snapped his fingers.
BE CAREFUL WITH USE OF THIS PHRASE:
CAN BE LETHAL
Melon head is also being debated on wether it should be a racist slur to black people because of the stereotype that black people like melon.
Calling somebody a “melon head” will give you ultimate power almost as if that big chubby grape snapped his fingers.
BE CAREFUL WITH USE OF THIS PHRASE:
CAN BE LETHAL
by I’m sand December 4, 2020
Get the Melon headmug.