Mashed up Dundee cake

The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like

Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now

by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016

Mash-n-toss

The proper name of any of the PCs by Apple Inc. (crApple) that carry the name Macintosh, once it has been dealt with appropriately.

I bought a Macintosh once... it soon became a Mash-n-toss.

by Nanosquishy June 17, 2011

Mash

When you stuff mashed potato into an asshole, to then eat it out and lick it clean. Sometimes Baked beans are added for flavour.

I want to mash you up

by mashenthusiast January 29, 2023

Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

making mashed potatoes

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.

Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.

by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019

mashed sammich

A mashed sammich is when you take a piece of bread and smash it in your hand to eat like a sandwich. Nothing on it, just bread.

Boy: Grandpa I'm hungry

Grandpa: *smashes a piece of bread* There ya go, mashed sammich.

by ShitDemonFromDogma June 24, 2024

Mashed potatoes

Typically made with Yukon gold potatoes for best result.

He made me mashed potatoes with dinner the other night.

by anonymous July 12, 2018