marccus

Motherfucking gentleman. Won't stare at your ass when he holds open the door but will take an obvious peek so you feel appreciated. Likes to cuddle. Has a freakishly average sized penis.

Girl: He politely checked out my ass to make me feel good.
Other girl: Such a Marccus, we should probably have a threesome with him and pretend it's great so he feels good.
Marccus: wait, what? Fuck it I'm in.

by 2basic December 29, 2016

markus preston

Coolest person good drawer and best friend

Markus Preston is a cool man

by Kirk to January 3, 2017

marcus durando

A man with a huge cock that penetrates it it women every day and gets all the pussey

You got yourself a Marcus Durando

by 69thepussydestroyer69 January 18, 2017

marcus sundin

The best person in the world

1 OH LOOK AT HIM
2 DAMN!! marcus sundin DAMMMMN!

by .,.,.,.,.,.,dnjvbefuibhqjgrköj January 31, 2017

marcus og martinus

Two hot guys who live in Norway (trofors) and everyone go listen to their songs my favorite song is bae<3 and Marcus is in a relationship with Tea and Martinus is in a relationship with Sofie. So don't try to take them away from us

Hei er du Marcus og Martinus ?

by Tea kristoffersen January 31, 2017

Marcus Møller Christensen

Marcus Møller Christensen is a homo. and has fake yeezys

"Marcus Møller Christensen? Yeah hes homo"

by NINIS February 20, 2017

Marcus

Marcus looks like a Crane fly, he also likes to have sex with flies. when he sees a fly raping him them ... when him have sex with them goes cock through them

Marcus: look at that flies
Flies: nooo!!

Marcus: ooo yes
Flies: R.I.P miself
Marcus: goodbye

by Kukmaster123 February 26, 2017