double looper

running multiple sex businesses of a deviant nature out of a home office

The professional was worried about her image at work due to her double looper.

by ChocolateEclair August 26, 2013

Wallace Loop

Getting to a destination (usually late) via a round about direction.

Or

Getting lost and stubbornly refusing to ask for directions, thus resulting in aimlessly driving around until you accidentally arrive at your destination.

Sorry we are late, we ended up taking a Wallace Loop!

by Myst55 November 16, 2013

poop loophole

A Poop loophole is used when a guy who normally refuses to use public toilets suddenly has to crap so bad he has no other option .

I had chili for dinner last night so I had to use my poop loophole and use the walmart bathroom.

by Jldaha84 January 17, 2015

Chinese loophole

The act of placing one's own testicles into a woman's anus, and then twisting her a full 360 degrees, which will physically twist your own testicles, causing either great pain or pleasure depending on personal preference.

Ryan: Hey How'd last night go with Catrina?
Jordan: Pretty good, I performed a Chinese loophole on her, absolutely wrecked me balls like but she found it pleasurable.

by Roast Chicken May 27, 2014

wikipedia loop

The state of continually clicking links from article to article on Wikipedia following topics that grow progressively further from the search you started.

I started out on a Ford article on Wikipedia and ended up on an article about Animal Farm. I was in a wikipedia loop.

by Benny123 January 13, 2016

Poop Loops

Noun:

Something cats do after making a poop. Excitedly and hyperactively running around in circles or back and forth (should there not be enough room for circles) like a crazy kitty. This may occasionally include psychotic meowing and making a mess of your home (especially mangling freshly folded clothes, knocking over cups of liquid and skidding across stacks of paper.)

Sylvester loves to make poop loops after taking an especially stinky poop because he is so proud.

My kitty did poop loops around the living room which are much preferred over making skid marks on the carpet.

by Nemmesis March 17, 2016

sloppy loophole

When someone sucks your thumb until completely wet and then you stick your thumb up their ass

My boyfriend gave me a sloppy loophole his thumb was slipping everywhere

by Harvey3089 June 18, 2016