louisville lobotomy

To bash someone's head in with a baseball bat.

I'd love to give that chomo a Louisville Lobotomy.

by Golden Hawk April 30, 2024

Mahogany Lobotomy

The act of performing unprotected anal sex with a partner (or multiple) and then aggressively inserting it into the corner of your partner's eye.

Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead.

Dude, she let me give her the Mahogany Lobotomy last night, and now the doctor said she has to wear an eye-patch for at least a couple weeks, she looks like a damn pirate, you reckon that's how eye patches came about?

by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024

Bacterial Lobotomy

Exactly what this is, by the way...

A worthless fucking retard "The creator of AI said my religion was an incest cult and that my kids are shit and a word I don't like so we gave him the Ole' Bacterial Lobotomy. He should have to be like me! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME!"

Hym "Woah buddy! Hey... Nobody should have to be like you... You're a fucking retard... And your kids ARE shit... And what is your religion if not a system of beliefs that revolves around incest and quasi-incest? I'll actually die of the bacterial infection before my IQ gets as low as yours... So I won't ever have to do it. I won't ever be like you... Cus I'm not shit..."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

walking lootbox

In games, a low-risk target that's carrying valuable loot.

You're literally a walking lootbox with those gems you have in your pockets.

by ge.ed February 5, 2025

Floor Loot

Floor Loot, as it's name suggests, is loot (pens, rulers, erasers, etc.) you find on the floor of the building you pursue your academic prowess at. Once you pick up floor loot, it's yours, so the original owner can't reclaim it if they recognize it.

Example 1:
Charrie(Rice person): "Hey man! Give me back my Pilot Frixion Clicker! Where did you even get it?"
Charlie(Burger person): "Ah-ah-ah! I found it 3 hours, 37 minutes and 46 seconds ago outside room 42069 just in front of the door. It was floor loot, it is now mine, dude! So lay a kung-fu move on me because of it, and I'll sue you to kingdom come!"

Example 2:
Natalia(Bathtub fish person): "Bitch you got a rubber? (british for eraser)"
Kierra(Soulless(ginger) person): "Yeah here, you boyfriend stealing slag."
Natalia: "Why's it got a cum stain?"
Kierra: "I don't know, it was floor loot. I bet it's Luke's though."

by SonyBravia February 22, 2025

Projectile Lobotomy

Another term for a Headshot.

The bullet (projectile) causes catastrophic brain damage (i.e. what a lobotomy is) on its pass through the skull.

spotter: "see that guy on the roof? with the launcher? smoke em."
sniper: "projectile lobotomy coming right up."

by Sheepybeepy September 14, 2025

gray loot

an adjective describing frequently appearing, often mediocre items/ideas

"in his quest of a chocolatey snack he looked through endless piles of gray loot, hordes of unwanted milk duds and unbranded candy sticks"

by sirguy2 May 12, 2025