I bought this item from this shop.... Boom! The shop doesn't know about it's existence.... Oooh! A delivery guy just brought it to me not quite long... I ordered it online.
Are u fucking kidding me? That's a complimentary lie... You want me to believe that shit!
Are u fucking kidding me? That's a complimentary lie... You want me to believe that shit!
by Lordblinkz February 05, 2022
I made a sandwich on a hot sunny day, on side of the house and then somebody came up and asked for a piece and i said " i don't know you" and they said it look "juicy and succulent" and i said i'm bout to slide up in this house and eat it with some potato chips and then somebody stole it so i had to use my lie detective skills
by sweettitty May 23, 2018
Did she tell you she was cheating on you? Sorta, she used a tilted lie, to make it seem it seem like she was telling the truth.
by Slang555 January 16, 2011
An assertion that is believed to be false, typically used with the purpose of deceiving or misleading someone.
by Kendrick Glazer May 30, 2024
by Panflutes i guess May 21, 2023
-Did, you lie about cheating on me?
-No! Of course not. I was just at a friends house
(he was at an orgy party)
-No! Of course not. I was just at a friends house
(he was at an orgy party)
by HIDINGINYOURWALLS April 13, 2022