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larry wiley 

It when your penis is just long enough to make a kid but can never pleasure a woman.
Last night my girlfriend said I Larry wiley her.
larry wiley by Larry A Wiley February 6, 2022

larry bird 

The object and act of taking the biggest shit of you're life. Rhymes with Turd. Also abbreviated to Larry.
DUDE #1: Hurry the fuck up man! I've got the biggest Larry Bird poking out!

TAXI DRIVER: I'm going as fast as I can! I don't need you Larry Birding my clean GypsyCab, so hold the fuck on!
larry bird by J Bodanac May 14, 2006

Larry Stylinson 

Something that is not true AT ALL. The fans thought this up and it was one of the big reasons the band split up. So, if the fans stopped this, they would get together sooner. Harry and Louis are friends and that's it.
Do you ship Larry Stylinson?
No, of course, I don't! It's fake!

larry enticer

when a dumb fucking bald middle aged man takes his ancient fucking v twin puts on a wig and fucks himself up to the nine on huge ass ramps.
"dude your dads such a larry enticer"
"ya i know man. i have double cancer now."
larry enticer by hgygyg November 13, 2018

larry_bird forum

larry_bird forum:

To make a suggestion of cosmically disastrous proportions. For example; recommending buying shares in Enron.

The opposite to a car_forum.
Napoleon Bonaparte - "I don't care that it's winter, we're invading Russia"

Marshall Nay: "Your Highness, this is a larry_bird forum of an idea".
larry_bird forum by FTJ_Admin April 17, 2005

larry lavalley 

a leo, king of kings, sexy and smart, sports fan
SU basketball and Giants Football and baby baby are the world of larry lavalley