Gumbo's Knob

An expression used to insult men with tiny penises, with great sarcasm, as no-one has got a cock the massive size of Gumbo.

Commonly used phrases include:

Your cock is tiny compared to Gumbo's Knob.

Gumbo's Knob is just the best.

I absolutely need something as huge as Gumbo's Knob.

by Shoft-Cock July 20, 2011

gayhair knob

a penis so huge, when erect, it drains all the blood from the head and makes the owner pass out. Pulls chicks like a motherfucking magnet

Ben: Why is my penis so shriveled and pathetic :(

Gooey: Dont blame me, blame gayhair! He sucks the life out of his friends penises to create an almighty superpenis!

Ben: I wish I had a gayhair knob :(

by CSM MOTHERFUCKER August 05, 2007

Gobblers Knob

A place located in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania and slang for feasting at a trough of dicks.

Yo homie! Where’s your moms at? Oh shit, she’s at Gobblers Knob.

by Gus The Groundhog February 02, 2021

fat knob

a fat knob is a chubby penis.

"that boy ej has a really small fat knob"

by Young Chubb October 24, 2015

Chicken Knob

A swirling vortex of grease, slobber, and nasty black chicken in an otherwise good peice of meat.

Hamlord- Dammit I just ate a giant chicken knob.
Blarpkin- That sucks.

by Knoblord March 17, 2009

Knob Swallower

Someone who really pisses you off. Undertakes homo activites.

Adam: "Jonny shagged Paul's missus last night!"

Steve: "He's a fuckin' knob Swallower!"

by BallBagBob August 30, 2009

Nose Knob

Zoology. A nose knob is the black part at the end of a dog’s face. Together with the snout it forms the nose of the dog.

I was sound asleep until my dog stuck her cold wet nose knob in my face.

by BeagleBagel September 27, 2018