A sexual manuever. You straddle your girl friend while she is giving you a blow job, when you are about to cum you stick your entire ball sac in her mouth, shoot your load in her eyes and then stick your fingers in her ears temporarily leaving her deaf, dumb and blind...hence The Helen Keller.
I was hanging out with my girl friend last night and gave her the "The Helen Keller" she was not pleased Dude...I've got to go get her some eyes drops, she says they're still burning...
by Benny Blazed April 4, 2009
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by Greg Giraldo October 15, 2010
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That way ^. Tall, long haired, Goddess of Hatred, despises penguins, founder of i_hate_hannah.com, whale noise maker. I-pod addicted singer, loves US!!!
'Omg,she's tall, long haired, and hatefull. Thats so Kelli-like'
'lets sin against the Kelli, Goddess of Hatred, and breathe loudly, and say goodnight & goodmorning everyday'
'lets sin against the Kelli, Goddess of Hatred, and breathe loudly, and say goodnight & goodmorning everyday'
by Homies November 7, 2007
Get the kelli mug.Adjective. When some when is so useless or incapable of doing anything. The person cant put on their own clothes, or just answer a question to a quiz or test or follow basic instructions. They are like almost retarded without the mental handicap. It does not have to be physical. Someone could be dumb at a subject. Or someone is lacking on a school project. Maybe they are just assholes. This term can be used for almost anything at this point. Just like fuck. Fuck can be used for anything. Keller is the new word that I hear alot of people saying.
Kenny - lily didnt do her work for the project tomorrow.
Kevin - Shes useless.
Kenny - shes so keller
Kevin - Shes useless.
Kenny - shes so keller
by Au KJTR ftw April 12, 2015
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by qtkaylio October 13, 2011
Get the Brittany Kelley mug.When one ambushes another while asleep by placing there hand between your ass cheeks then farting. Resulting in the victim who is blind, deaf and dump due to there slumber to feel the vibrations and pull there hand to there face and sniffing. One would attempt this to remove one from one's life.
She just laughed when she got the Dutch Oven that hoe got the Hellen Keller, she left my life that second.
by AlurkingCamper May 22, 2016
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person 1: isn’t that trinity keller?
person 2: yeah it is, she’s a proper skank
person 1: didn’t she hate on her own supporters?
person 2: yep she’s a proper cunt
person 2: yeah it is, she’s a proper skank
person 1: didn’t she hate on her own supporters?
person 2: yep she’s a proper cunt
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