afk junky

someone who is "away from keyboard" a lot, most likely in the middle of something that requires attention in an online game

dude, you there? cmon man we're all here... wow way to be an afk junky

by daywalker911 January 22, 2011

Information junkie

A person who researches and memories a lot if random details that are literally irrelevant to anything in daily life; also known as Tammy Marie.

True to her information junkie reputation, Tammy Marie said to him, "Oh, I just read about that new booty workout online yesterday."

by tigress866 May 24, 2017

junkies carpet

Two stoners sit in their living room for several weeks, smoking doobies and occasionally sampling other recreational drugs. Over time, the carpet will become coated in a layer of different drugs. Bagged and tagged, the pick and mix of junkies carpet is then sold at a low price. The perfect solution to a budget night out... Or night in

I've got a week till payday, looks like I'm on junkies carpet till then

by JohnnyHash January 29, 2019

junky thanksgiving

When a news channel buys you a sit down dinner, then films you shooting up in the bathroom for a news story

I'm used to taking money from strangers, but when they want to have dinner with me and put me on the t.v. that's junky Thanksgiving

by Okthanksbye May 8, 2018

flexi junkie

Someone who runs themself into the ground at work in the (sometimes misguided) grand persuit of a little extra credit on their flexi-time record. These people usually arrive in the office at 0700 and leave at 1800, normally sporting a pale and nervous disposition

Office Worker 1: "Why are you working so late?"
Office Worker 2: "To get some credit on my flexi so I can leave early on Friday"
Office Working 1: "You flexi junkie!!"

by The Happy Homesick Alien January 16, 2008

junkie monkey

This is a black person who neglects their children due to a crippling heroin addiction. They can be found in nearly every city. You may have even given one a "dolla" when they asked for it.

That junkie monkey overdosed, and left her children to die.

by The King of iLL VALLEY August 22, 2012

BBQ Junkie

A person who needs a BBQ fix constantly.

He was eating BBQ everyday he's becoming a BBQ junkie.

by Esperanzalhb January 29, 2009