Jooky Junk

Useless merchandise that could be "bought" with points from cans of Jooky.

I got my new Jooky hernia belt. Thanks, Jooky!

by Suisare July 30, 2004

Junkity Junk

Something that you do not want to receive or hear. More than junk, it is über junk.

"I do not want to hear junkity junk excuses."

"Don't bring me junkity junk and expect to get paid."

"It can be on sale for 99% off, I am not buying that junkity junk."

by Ms. Jenkins March 7, 2012

Damn shit junk

Ask someone if their an idiot

Ya wah "damn shit junk"

by Jayyyyythugz December 11, 2019

Funk my junk

When a female is riding on a man's gargantuan penis, bouncing and trouncing on that pole like she's jamming out to some sick funk music.

That crazy ass bizzo is gonna funk my junk like she's slam dancing to some George Clinton and the P-funks!

by MassiveMeat April 1, 2020

Brr, crummy junk

An expression you say if you suddenly awake to find yourself cold and surrounded by disordered objects.
Can also be used just to express a feeling of dissatisfaction with cold weather.

As the truck entered the parking lot, Mike suddenly awoke and said "brr, crummy junk!"

Tim looked at the weather and said "brr, crummy junk". He realized he need to put on a sweater.

by k_bro2000 December 25, 2018

empty junk

1. To delete all junk e-mail on one's account.

2. To ejaculate.

1. What is all of this spam? I'm going to empty junk.

2. I am going to empty junk on that bitch!

by Mattamusoftheburque April 4, 2008

The Junk Mans Itch

The result of a person that lives with or in a junkyard;
The result of a person the lives to buy sell or trade junk at a garage sale;
The result of itching profusely due to the possibility of being able to acquire more junk.....,

The Junk Mans Itch
Hong Kong Hives
Garage Sale
Junkyard
Yard Sale

by ADONEALL February 10, 2013