by Diemon-1 February 25, 2010

A person who wants to appear cool to junkies or regular drug takers and be part of a drug scene without taking drugs. Usually ends up in the person showing off or changing their personality and/or fashion sense in order to compensate and treating old friends differently/selling them out.
by Big_Sal_northern_monkey October 9, 2008

Really tight shorts/pants worn by a male. Makes your junk unable to move. Usually spandex consistency.
by Darth_X May 11, 2008

by Neckbone McGee December 3, 2020

Junk Punk is the new "Punk" groups like Blink 182, Green Day, Panic! at the disco ect. It's no longer real punk, but pop-punk.
by pgcr90 March 11, 2007

Bob: Mandy's lookin' pretty slim these days....that girl's got it goin' on.
Dobalina: Yeah, I heard she's on the "Junk Food" diet.
Bob: Junk food don't make a girl look like that.
Dobalina: That's cause she's gettin' the food from John's junk......if ya know what I'm talkin' bout.
Dobalina: Yeah, I heard she's on the "Junk Food" diet.
Bob: Junk food don't make a girl look like that.
Dobalina: That's cause she's gettin' the food from John's junk......if ya know what I'm talkin' bout.
by Tryky October 14, 2009

When one's ass is either wider than they are tall, or when each individual cheek is mistaken for car bumpers; also, an old woman with a diaper.
I saw this really hot girl, but when she turned around, it was an old lady with her junk in the trunk. She was still hot though.
by Paccali November 15, 2002
