If you ever meet Juan Zapata you are a very lucky person. He is so fun to be around and talk to. He can talk about anything and everything lol. He means a lot to a girl that is 5’1, brown straight hair, and that is very hilarious. The way how Juan Zapata laughs, does his hair, his humor, his kindness, and everything else is perfect. It’s very easy for him to makes friends to lol. Having a Juan Zapata in your life is the best thing to have.
by IMO love November 04, 2021
by Manny Dominguez February 05, 2014
Alfonso: Oh my god bro, that foo Juan keeps Juanning about his job and carbon fiber hood. He doesn’t even have a job or a car he’s just flexing his brother’s stuff.
Marc: Yeah bro he’s always Juanning.
Marc: Yeah bro he’s always Juanning.
by gutzrud29 February 01, 2025
Juan Antonio Is a very kind guy when he wants to be one. He is very funny and will never fail to make you laugh, and his name is definitely Hispanic. Juan can be very flirty, which may make you doubt his loyalty. But he is also very sweet and will always be there if you need him. If you even meet a Juan Antonio, be sure to keep him beside you.
Girl 1: yesterday I met this guy I really like! He’s funny and nice, but he flirts so much with other girls!
Girl 2: he sounds like a Juan Antonio
Girl 2: he sounds like a Juan Antonio
by anonymous shithead May 17, 2022
"You get creepy, then you get Juan creepy!"
by Th3Herbalist June 17, 2021
a person who is super nice only to annoy you and play a con perhaps.
Typically a Spaniard or someone who comes from Spain.
Juan Vela's or Juan Vela'd is the act of being conned and annoyed by someone of hispanic origin.
The Spaniards are well known for being bullshit artists but they are also annoying at it.
Typically a Spaniard or someone who comes from Spain.
Juan Vela's or Juan Vela'd is the act of being conned and annoyed by someone of hispanic origin.
The Spaniards are well known for being bullshit artists but they are also annoying at it.
The people of South America had been Juan Vela'd out of their Gold under the pretense that it was going to a God.
A business partner is a Juan Vela and conned all of his friends into giving him money, and then was annoying about it.
A business partner is a Juan Vela and conned all of his friends into giving him money, and then was annoying about it.
by StartUper June 14, 2018