jared is a homosexual boy who goes to tim hortons too much and likes to fuck thots in the comfort of his basement to prove he is not in fact gay. He is also a member of the thot patrol and is a major ladies man, which is how he's successful in luring thots into his dungeon. he also plays minecraft lol loser.
by hyfrsfjhjitrsctvbghnjml May 24, 2019
Get the jaredmug. by DonaldBump May 3, 2020
Get the jared whitemug. A short male that stinks of b.o (body Oder) and has a nasty hair cut and can’t pull bothers so he preys on little girl
by Donkeydickjr December 27, 2021
Get the Jaredmug. Jared is a bloke with many problems. His pc is fucked, cars a pool, feet are cybernetic and his housemates are cooler than him. He’s also gay.
by DireIsGay November 25, 2023
Get the Jaredmug. Jared is a scary boy who gives no warning and is the perfect person to cry on. He is the worst driver in the history of ever and should never be trusted to operate a vehicle or heavy machines
by ABCD2222 March 30, 2020
Get the Jaredmug. 1. Hey have you seen Jared?
2. Yeah he was just driving in a Lamborghini
1. Damn he is so cool i wish he was my friend
2. Yeah he was just driving in a Lamborghini
1. Damn he is so cool i wish he was my friend
by Yaboi2443 June 18, 2018
Get the jaredmug. Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the best boyfriend ever! He might seem like just another stupid boy at first but once you get to know him, its impossible not to fall in love with him. He will say sweet things to you and tell you you are beautiful at any given time. He is a very protective boyfriend because he thinks your the most beautiful girl in his world and every guy wants you. He is so cute , funny and just amazing but he doesn't think very highly of him self, and at times he doesn't think he deserves a beautiful girl. If you have a boyfriend or a crush named Jared, i want you to tell him how you feel because he is the type of person that will truly listen to every word that you say . Once you fall for him, he will always have a place in your heart no matter what you do. Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. underneath his ruggid figure, his heart is huge. If you fall in love with him, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. My favorite thing about Jared is he always gives the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. That warmth you feel you'll never feel with anyone else in the world . Unsure of himself at times, but Knows what he wants and goes after it. Jared will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world, I know he's changed mine!
by BeccatheWrecka November 11, 2023
Get the Jared Hibbard-Simpsonmug.